Kanye Is a Gay Fish - The Review.

I tried. I did what I could, practically killing myself but more importantly my ears. I can't review Kanye West's new album without just totally talking tons of shit about it. Its some of the worst music I've ever heard in my life. I prefer Kesha to this terrible shit. Why do people like rap??? The lyrics are terrible the beats are terrible. Everything is terrible. I got all the way to Rihanna and I just started skipping around. I understand that rappers rely on their peers to sell albums by doing songs that feature other artist, but why! Why would you ever want Rihanna do "sing" on a song. Terrible. Lets talk about something other than this pile of fecal matter. Lets talk about the reviews for the album. These make me sick.



My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy is his most maniacally inspired music yet, coasting on heroic levels of dementia, pimping on top of Mount Olympus. - Rolling Stone Score, 100


Songs that might have felt self-indulgent or tossed-off in other contexts are now essential components of a soundly built structure--easily his most consistently compelling full-length since 2005's Late Registration. - Entertainment Weekly Score, 100


Fantasy's production is loud and proud, but also poignant and gripping, always hinting at some looming danger. - Spin Magazine, Score 90

I officially have lost all respect for magazines and entertainment publications all over the world. Some would argue that I am the one who doesn't know what he's talking about. Here's the issue with that. Rap is more of a vocal medium is it not? So the lyrical content of rap music should be its end all be all, correct?? I present to you a segment from the song "Runaway".

"She find pictures in my email

I sent this bitch a picture of dick

I don't know what it is with females

But I'm not too good at that shit

See, I could have me a good girl

And still be addicted to them hoodrats

And I just blame everything on you

At least you know that's what I'm good at"

You mean to tell me that these lyrics are close to perfect? How is that possible??? Please PLEASE someone help me understand this. Rapper's are a joke. The style of music is a joke. Don't agree? Don't think I'm being fair??? how about this from the song monster.

The best living or dead hands down huh?

less talk more head right now huh?

and my eyes more red than the devil is

and I'm bout to take it to another level bitch

there you go again, aint nobody as cold as this

do the rap and the track triple double no assist

but my only focus is staying on some bogus sh-t

argue with my older bitch acting like I owe her sh-t

I heard the people sayin raps are gettin trap mayne

bought the chain that always give me back pain

f-ckin up my money so yeh I had to act sane

Chi n-gga but these hoes love my accent

she came up to me and said this the number 2

if you wanna make it number one your number 2 now

this that goose an' malibu I call it Malibooya

God damn Yeezy How I hit em with the new style

know that muthaf-cker well, what you gon do now

whatever ever I wanna do, gosh its cool now

nah gonna do, uhh its a new now

think yo muthaf-cker really reall need to cool down

cause you will never get on top off this

so mommy best advice is to get on top of this

have you ever had sex with a pharoah

I put the p-ssy in a sarcophagus

now she claiming I bruise her esophagus

head of the class and she just want a swallowship

I'm living the future so the presence is my past

my presence is a present kiss my ass

I rest my case. Don't any EVER argue that rap is a art form or musical in away way to me EVER again. If the people who are experts on this trash think that these words are perfection.... I don't even have nice things to say anymore. I refuse to promote his material anymore. There won't be a video for this review. I'll leave you with words from the band Meshuggah, they sum up my feelings.

Beams of fire sweep through my head
Thrusts of pain increasingly engaged
Sensory receptors succumb
I am no one now only agony